Harper & Hockey

From CP
TORONTO — Stephen Harper a hockey fan, you say? And then some, it turns out.
In an interview with Sports Illustrated, the prime minister holds court in detail on both the history of the game and its role in shaping Canadian society……….
Harper says the tough, aggressive, fast-paced aspects of hockey are as much a part of the Canadian character as being "peace-loving and fair-minded and pleasant."
Harper also concedes that the chance to live out his boyhood fantasy of playing in the National Hockey League would outweigh the powerful pleasures of life as PM…………..

Quick someone give him a place on the team in exchange for him leaving the Peace-loving and Fair-minded Canadians alone and quitting as PM. Please, please, please!